There are a lot of buildings on and around our block that don't have their own parking. Thus, they must park on the street which means we always have random cars parked in front of our building. The vehicles move around a lot especially because of street cleaning days.
There is this one van that "lives" in the neighborhood called the Cobra Snake. I really don't know what it is or what it does but it has a website. The website really doesn't answer many questions. The Cobra Snake seems to be some sort of promotional party van or D level paparazzi van.
Lauren is obsessed with this van. Obsessed with her hatred of this van. It's ugly, not something I want parked on my block. But she laments about it every time she sees it on our block. Today we are lucky enough to have it smack dab in front of our building.
A month ago she wrote it a letter:
"Dear Cobra Snake,
Your van isn't good
Your van doesn't look good
Nobody likes your van.
It's not really bad but it's just bad.
Could you please not park on our street.
It is so annoying
Please, please, please not on our street."
I'm thinking today is the day to give it the letter....
